[-] Mango@lemmy.world 92 points 11 months ago

Give this man a what? Medal? He's already getting daily blowjobs. What else can we give him?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 188 points 11 months ago

I can wait literally forever to play a console exclusive and I won't have to because emulation.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Best I can do is a flail.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 108 points 1 year ago

Are you the sex police? Gonna arrest people for trying to please their partners?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago

Gee, I wonder what some murders want with the real names of people who they don't like.

Anyone curious why privacy is so important even if you've done nothing wrong?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 110 points 1 year ago

I want Elon Musk to buy Reddit. 😈

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I need all this stuff.

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I'm going completely crazy trying to find games that are just games and not cheap clones of other money making machines.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago

Taylor Swift doesn't need the Superbowl.

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No matter what I do, it's like Gboard is specifically avoiding it. It'll instantly learn any bullshit word I make up like "aprifnid" but can't type "Lemmy". I suspect shenanigans.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago

If your business can't afford employees lives, your business sucks. Figure your shit out.

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Like what if I'm in space?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago

When a 10 year old can't pee on a tree, we need a coup.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago

Yes. Schools exist to make your kids into little workers for their kids.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago

Did you ever quit because someone else was better? Then you're not an artist. You're in it for business or attention. I don't dance because someone's gonna pay me or because I need to stand out. I dance because I like it.

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