Came for Skroob and was not disappointed.
Thank fucking Christ he’s old and will be dead soon. That’s all I’m holding onto right now.
Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.
14,115 feet skyward. Also some tourists puked from the altitude.
Took a drive through Cascade, CO and up to the summit of Pike’s Peak. This was taken after we all got kicked off the summit because May blizzard. Squiggle is road.
Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)
I work in training and development and almost had a stroke today when someone showed me some new material for new hires that essentially said, ‘to get promoted you should volunteer to do more work’. Uh, no. We’re not asking people to work for free, take that out. Forget it ever existed. Fucks sake.
He looks like he could use a venti covfefe.
I have questions that I should probably keep to myself…
CPAC is definitely a Nazi bar.
Abaddon and Apocalypse have cleared my calendar.
My kids already call me bruh.
Have I personally avoided going to the hospital? Absofuckinglutely. Unless I’m in immediate danger of dying I’ll figure it out myself. I’ve superglued more than one nasty cut that probably needed stitches, entirely possible I’ve ignored more than one concussion. Is it smart? Unequivocally and resoundingly not. Do I do it anyway so I can pay my rent? Yep.
Who in their right fucking mind thinks letting teenagers work at landfills, meat processing plants, and logging companies is a good idea?! I think the record clearly shows that teenagers don’t always make the best damn decisions. Jesus wept this shit is insanity.
Washington DC. Aside from the obvious, just trying to drive into DC makes you think that perhaps you could get off on a technicality or plead insanity.