I'm guessing you meant studying, but studding sharks sounds like a very interesting and difficult job.

I don't drink coffee and I don't have a computer, so I guess it's accurate!

If you knew what InfoWars was at all, it would be pretty obvious, you don't need to have watched much (which I didn't, just saw the meme clips). InfoWars was one dude sitting at a desk screaming about conspiracy theories and selling snake oil for hours and hours, that's all it was. The desk was the only other thing on screen besides Alex Jones afaik. There was nothing special about it, but there was also no other part of the office "featured" on the show. Plus it says "InfoWars" in giant letters on it, so that should make for a fun prop for The Onion.

I believe that's from The Mighty Boosh!

Ooh, cold steam burns are the worst!

Except the person who just asked what it was about, I imagine that's why they asked .

"It's the desk from InfoWars, which The Onion just bought."

Better? Sorry I assumed y'all could put two and two together (it's four, btw).

The Onion bought InfoWars

If that's how DNA worked, I imagine it just wouldn't pair, but that's not how DNA works. However there can be and are many mistakes in the transcription and translation of genes, they're called mutations and they're the mechanical cause of cancer. The kind of spontaneous mutation your imagining is unlikely to lead to cancer without other contributing factors, and the body has numerous control and correction mecahnisms, but there are billions of base pairs (i.e. A—T is one base pair) in each cell of the body getting transcribed and translated over and over and over, so quite a few mistakes get through.

Cremation

Thanks daddy

You say a bunch of words by they aren't going to mean anything.

Lololol, the irony of this sentence would be hilarious if it wasn't indicative of the very avoidable failures of our society.