[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago

Advice I've given my wife and my kids. Never make plans with anyone to do anything that you aren't happy to do alone.

Dinner? I'll eat alone

Movie? I'll watch it alone

Wife isn't in the mood? I'll just lay in bed and beat it next to her.

Hiking trip? Alone in nature is great.

Worst case scenario you still get to go have fun. Middle case, next time that person asks about doing something you get to remind them about all the fun you had without them.

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 62 points 6 months ago

Explains my urge to eat my wife's ass

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

The Curse of Knowledge actually relates to educated people trying to communicate with people under the assumption that everyone knows as much as they do, forgetting that the average person might not be as educated

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

I agree in the sense that some dog breeds aren't necessary and are actively unhealthy for the animal and the breed should be allowed to die out removing the ability for people to be owners of those breeds, and therefore ownerless

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

"Oh yeah guys. We bombed a place so we could kill some people, but we accidentally killed some other people... again. Total mistake, we thought we learned the first 100 or so aid workers, but nothing could possibly have been done to avoid their mistake. Really though they were probably Palestinians in disguise, maybe" - Netanyahu probably

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago

How dare they try to bring this to a larger market at exactly the same price as that other company without increasing the price.

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure the EU has done more for USA privacy on accident than our own government has done in general.

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 156 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dear Reader,

Regarding your recent free and non-profitable un-fucking of our problem, please use the honor system and manually refuck yourself.

Love, Technology Companies.

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago

I think I got GTA5 for 5 bucks. I think I'll wait for GTA6 for 6 bucks

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

I'm sure the misogynist gym teacher with the emotional aptitude of a 15 year old who's partner has to drink themselves ready for the same missionary sex they've had for the past decade is a great teacher of sex-ed.

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 138 points 2 years ago

Mistakes happen when untrained people are employed to do work.

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

Last I heard the state was sueing people for saying the kiss was non consensual.

Glad to see they just quit. Though admitting it was wrong will never happen, at least the women can play without this person.

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