I got married even though it meant waiting for every restaurant meal to be photographed and posted to Instagram before I could take a bite.

It doesn't, it's just that going from zero to 1/4" inch of hair is a lot more noticeable than going from 1 to 1.25 inches.

And that's why you always leave a note!

Want to make a "firing range" pun, but nothing's coming to me...leaving this as a placeholder in case inspiration strikes later.

On the other hand, Vance depicted men and boys as “suppressed”, saying 52 minutes in that “one of the weird things about elite society is it’s deeply uncomfortable with masculinity”.

Warming to the theme, Vance said: “This is one weird thing that conservatives don’t talk about enough … We don’t talk enough about the fact that traditional masculine traits are now actively suppressed from childhood all the way through adulthood.”

This is literally all you talk about, you fucking chuds.

The Mad Max people had it right, there should be way more mohawks and scrap metal body armor going around.

I'm voting for Harris. I don't need to watch a pep rally to convince me.

The need to make everything into a competition or to one-up any story or anecdote.

She's an enemy of the state in the USA.

/low-hanging fruit.

Is there enough time for any of them to get on the ballot?

I already have a system where, if someone calls me, it's probably a scam.

What he means is, "I don't want to have to deal with this once I'm President again," and what he does not mean, in any way, is "I give a shit about the situation in Gaza."