I bet I could miss those, too.

Need a new paint job? Get in an accident. Check engine light? Get in an accident.

I am not a ~~lawyer~~ person whose advice should be listened to on anything, ever.

But it's such a nice box. Someone probably worked really hard on it.

The poor guy was just too dense to get it even after he Ken M-ed even harder.

Well, well, well, if it isn't the day you voted for.

You silly sod! You got us all worked up!

I've found it very easy to opt out of Meta chat bot conversations.

Indeed. That's why I don't deserve this ticket, Your Honor.

Part of growing up is learning that the "sounds of nature" are just a bunch of animals trying to get laid.

Nobody has done more to disprove the "Rich people are smarter than everyone else" idea.

I was gonna say she's too young, but apparently she'd turn 35 about a month before the election. A president who's barely old enough... What a nice change of pace that would be.

No, let's. The wealthy have been quietly waging class war on the rest of us for decades. If we do it out in the open I feel much better about our chances.