Comfort hunter is a very snobbish and entitled way to refer to someone offering their time and effort to you.

And wait, was the 2nd post 'liked' by the first poster?

Kek. Also, is "I'm gay" even really a rejection? That's pretty much an honest "it's not you, it's me."

To each their own, I guess. For me, it was some of the best money I've ever spent. My research ahead of it suggested that the most likely permanent side effect was halos, and I'm inclined to think that even if that had happened, it still would have been a net positive.

Classic Grimey.

It must be nice to have so much money and freedom from consequences that that's the kind of thing that bothers you.

I'm annoyed a lot of the press is calling what he did "dancing" which makes it sound like he has more energy and vitality than what he was actually doing, just standing and swaying.

They just can't help themselves but to be overly generous to him.

This story became much less interesting after I realized they were worried about tweets about Taylor Swift, not tweets made by Taylor Swift.

GOP: "Your candidate is unfit for office."

Dems: "Okay, we got a new candidate."

GOP: shocked pikachu

I was gonna say she's too young, but apparently she'd turn 35 about a month before the election. A president who's barely old enough... What a nice change of pace that would be.

No, let's. The wealthy have been quietly waging class war on the rest of us for decades. If we do it out in the open I feel much better about our chances.

This whole kerfuffle seems so stupid. Biden didn't take any memory tests, didn't get evaluated by a psychiatrist or any memory experts, and nobody authoritative on the topic of memory or brain function was involved.

A fair and accurate headline would have been "Republican lawyer thinks Biden is senile." A republican has that opinion? Stop the fucking presses