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[-] judgyweevil@feddit.it 75 points 3 days ago

The worst thing she can say is no

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

We would still try if it were us, lets be honest.

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 days ago

High stakes speed dating.

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago

Vore fetishists be like....

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

If only human women did this with conservatives and tate bros

[-] Funky_Beak@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 days ago

I wouldnt want them in my mouth...

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago

Even with some Cajun seasoning?

[-] Funky_Beak@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

No, but i would watch it applied. Or even possibly deepfried

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Do they know/care that some males might be into that?

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Ohh yeah, eat me mommy!

[-] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago

The incel, I mean male:

"I still got inside her, bro."

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago
[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 20 points 3 days ago

The lesbian frog who has eaten 12 males just today:

[-] chazwhiz@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Let’s go girls

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago
[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

damn that would suck. at first they’re probably like “yessss she a freak she put my whole body in her mouth” and then they realize she isn’t stopping

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I laugh when I see a male banana spider on the creep. Can you imagine? It's trying to fuck a dragon and make a clean getaway. LOL, those dudes move slow.

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

I don't understand the "drag off" part. They don't eat them where they found them? Why?

[-] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 12 points 3 days ago

If you've ever had a small enclosure or terrarium pet you will oftentimes see them drag off bits of prey or food you give them to some preferred spot or hidey-hole, this is in their instinct to want to either stay hidden, comfortable, or with a good view to look out for rivals or predators.

[-] mtpender@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

And I thought human dating was rough...

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Me (the male frog) and who?

[-] LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

But I just got switch 2!

[-] notsure@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

...mum nature's a bitch...

[-] anubis119@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That Hors d'oeuvre Over There

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

So glad that I am not a frog.

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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