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The advantages of understanding German

https://lemmy.world/post/42996306?scrollToComments=true

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

I hate to be that guy, but that makes you left

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[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago

That is called a wife and there is an app to get those

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It took me a while to even realize that my sms app is "Google Messages". So Google talked to Samsung and said "yo, you doin anything with all those sms? lemme take care of it.

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Pregnancy starts to count before conception (www.themotherbabycenter.org)
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The time of pregnancy is calculated from the first day of your last menstrual period (LMP), which is typically two weeks before conception actually occurs. This means the first two weeks of the 40-week count are before fertilization, during which your body prepares for ovulation and a new cycle begins

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

Sharknado is exactly what it says on the tin

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just yesterday I asked some guy where he was from, he said

"Between South Africa and England"

I said

"That was a long birth"

He looked at me as if I eat marbles and walked away.

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

that is a constant in Dragon Ball.

enemies get defeated, surpasseda and then they become entourage

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We changed our Terms of Service to make them easier to read and to discharge liability in case there is lead in your product

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Cannot we solve this problem with AI, what happens if you request a topless lady with male nipples?

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

The movie does not contradict this

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This gives a new dimension to the joke:

  • What is E.T short for?

  • He has no legs.

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

he may be a moron, but he has a point

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

She stopped stress-eating when the kid streightened up

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