Go read the directions on a box of jello, my guy

ugh don't get my hopes up

I thought that was the butt monkey guy!

He's also the guy that said having sex with women is gay. Real charmer, that one

Loyalty to Tesla what the actual fuck? Don't be loyal to a brand ever.

Seems like a great way to lose all your talented employees

So how many warnings are we up to now?

Oh man this letter is going to be worded so sternly!

The argument against sick days is fucking bonkers to me. You want people to come in and get the rest of the office sick?? One of the many many reasons I prefer working from home.

My grandpa once brought home a workbench grinder. Anything in the garage with a blade for sharpened. Even did the lawnmower blade

Guess the saying is true, if you owe the bank $1000, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $13 billion, its the bank's problem.

cats absolutely meow to other cats