Let's talk about that woman later. Wtf is going on in Texas?? "An amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1" what did that person do that they put that on the agenda? Why is it possible to set a salary that low?

Almost as good as the car sharing sign in Germany

Explanation: "sharing" and "cutting in two pieces" can both be translated as "teilen"

That would be part of the French cuisine

Just one more lane and it will be fixed, once and for all, pinky promise!

Who could have guessed??? Anyway it's important to think about the economy now, but only short term of course! /s

Never lie to your doctor and never lie to your lawyer, you can only loose

Okay, let's play this game :D Mint, because it's frickin easy and fulfills all my needs while being stable enough for my work laptop

Well according to quantum theory, you can (the possibility is just very low)

Still better than "we stay together for the kids"-gang. Very good role models for social interactions, love and so on :)

Germany has around 10% in additional costs (taxes, realtor) for buying property. No matter if it's your first or hundred property, no matter if you want to use it yourself or for being a landlord or leave it empty to use it for money laundering. This plus the inflated prices make it really difficult for the average to buy these days. Thank you conservatives and libertarians, the invisible hand of the market fists us again

Ja, ja, ich weiß, ihr als querschnittsgelähmte Dachdecker, die gezwungenermaßen in einer einsamen Waldhütte leben müsst, könnt alle nicht anders - ich lache bei euren Problemen trotzdem gerne und gehe jetzt mal eben mein Fahrradlicht reparieren was mich 10min und 15€ gekostet haben wird :)

Welcome to the coldest summer for the rest of your life :)