[-] tourist@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

do not put your pets in an air fryer

they will not live longer

but then again I haven't actually tested it, so maybe

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literal shitpost

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glow rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by tourist@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

my brother and his friends graduated with (3 year) degrees in CS and can't land any jobs

all the relevant LinkedIn job listings have 100+ applicants

is this a geography problem

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[-] tourist@lemmy.world 143 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'd go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

Like fuck dude

I just had it and I can't find the fucking things anywhere

edit: found it. If that was my only time travel opportunity, I'd take it

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 214 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I posted this yesterday in LemmyShitpost a grainy AI image of a horse puking in Walmart or some shit

Honest to god thought it was a horse barfing in a convenience store. Then someone pointed out that horses can't puke.

The jpegification and motion blur did a lot of heavy lifting. None of the shit in the background makes any sense. Back legs also look kinda weird.

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poni (lemmy.world)

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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rulee harvey oswalb (lemmy.world)
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racoo (lemmy.world)
[-] tourist@lemmy.world 158 points 1 year ago

Nations who recognise Palestine:

I miss this kind of confidence I got from cocaine

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trout (lemmy.world)
[-] tourist@lemmy.world 138 points 1 year ago

some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

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STRANGE GIRLS (lemmy.world)
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im gonna catch up on sleep

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 176 points 1 year ago

he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 211 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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submitted 1 year ago by tourist@lemmy.world to c/linux@lemmy.ml

I wouldn't really call myself a distro hopper, but in the last few months I've had to do some fresh installs on a couple of machines and VMs for work

If these aren't included by default, I'll make sure to get em:

GUI:

  • Firefox & Chromium
  • Gimp & Krita
  • VSCode/VSCodium
  • Okular
  • Libre office

CLI*:

  • git
  • wget&curl
  • neovim
  • zsh/ohmyzsh + plugins
  • glow
  • neofetch
  • figlet/toilet
  • zellij
  • python
  • nodejs/npm/nvm + nodemon globally
  • ranger/rifle

Also, how do you go about migrating your old config and rc files? Start fresh or just copy em over and make adjustments where necessary?

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 353 points 1 year ago

All other countries without sideloading mandates

We're as shitty as we're legally allowed to be
- Apple

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 127 points 1 year ago

a forum to commiserate and share advice and coping mechanisms and so on.

Speaking for myself here, but I feel like this can make the problem worse. /r/depression is something in a similar vein. Whenever I went there, I'd always leave sadder. There's something about reading other people's struggles that just seemed to reinforce my own sense of hopelessness.

Also, bad advice on those kinds of forums can look extremely reasonable if your perception of the world is clouded by your problems.

I know it doesn't work for everyone, but give therapy a shot if you haven't already.

Like others have said, having a friend that you see regularly can help with loneliness. Doesn't even have to be strangers. Try messaging an old friend you drifted apart from. Odds are they'd be happy to catch up.

Sorry for the unsolicited advice. I know this isn't the type of response you asked for. I hope everything works out for you, bud.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 122 points 2 years ago
  • Join our discord server!
  • Give this server your home address, date of birth and mother's maiden name?
  • Please read the rules before being able to even fucking read anything :3
  • Please download this third party extension verify that you're not ban evading
  • Give this third party extension your home address, date of birth, mother's maiden name and unobstructed pictures of your taint from several angles?
  • You've been verified!
  • Sending messages is for donors only :3
  • Notifications for every channel is on by default. I hope your speakers aren't loud, pisshead
  • Every channel is just a moderator with an amphetamine problem writing a new manifesto every 15 minutes
[-] tourist@lemmy.world 124 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

freespeechextremist
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