Haha, most excellent comic, didn't know that one. A perfect conclusion good sir. Let me try to counter:

http://i.imgur.com/kCCqI.jpg

90k? That's quite a lot (I guess). Surely more than I would've expected. Why the good pay? Aren't they also greatly insured as gov employees?

Hm, yes. I'm no Swedish but those are the kind of cops I know. Professional de-escalizers, not trigger-happy lunatics with a short fuse.

But dude. I can't just sit around, drinking superjuice while bad deeds are committed all around. How shall I select? What to prioritize? Whom to save, whom to ignore? I can't do it, this pressure! Can't we just shoot the ceos and be done with it?

I wouldn't wonder about corruption. Bad pay, hard economy and sluggish selection of cops lead to that. That is so sad, especially for a country that loves to see itself as civilization's tip of the spear.

No wonder people have so much hate for cops

Man...your cops are so different from ours. Maybe because it's a real job here with requirements, mental and physical assesment, and even years long training. The assclowns won't even survive day one of the assessments.

But also yeah, I wouldn't risk self-defense either (if it'd be allowed). Stuff can be replaced. I just didn't think of that coz noone carries guns here except cops. And maybe some mobsters. You just call the cops and piss off.

But that'll bring a new level of responsibility. I couldn't just be Hercules without trying to rid the world of evil. And I already have plans for the weekend 🤨

Oh man, no thanks. The dark I can live with, but some sudden surprise stinky newborn? I gotta draw a line there.

Yeah sure,but....it's 400lbs. I mean, if I did that with every person I hate...oh boy. Strongman in 2 years. World domination in 5. Am I truly ready for this responsibility? Is anyone?

Just wow. I mean everyone has a really shitty day and stuff can happen,we're all just human. But dispatcher is one of those jobs that should never be understaffed nor overworked. Like docs or nurses or EMTs or.... Jeez...

Oh man,that is horrible. Where did that newborn come from? Must've been aweful to have one for 5 days.

Wow...just wow. But other countries have it rough too. In the last 50yrs I witnessed more than 2 power outages that took over 30mins, close to an hour to fix. We're not perfect either 😁

Errr...you guys have to wait on hold on 911? This isn't just a joke?