Oh my god (no pun intended)! How tremendously tragic! How could he do such a vile thing...

If god knew what people do to his merchandise, he'd be thoroughly pissed.

I never thought anyone needing an editor would use such devices for it. But OK, that makes total sense for those.

Great. I'd always visit China happily, but wouldn't visit the USA, even if I would be paid to do so.

Weird terminals but ok. I actually even like vim

It (well, vi, which vim is a clone of) has been designed to be a possible interface on a keyboard that doesn't have arrow keys or other modifier keys than shift.

That sounds great and all, but in the last 40yrs I have not owned (or seen....) A keyboard like that. For whom the heck was this useful? 😁

Not mocking, I do use vim or nano, but also never got why it had to be so incredibly unintuitive.

Has to be...right?

Hush! Behave you subversive element! Only evil people won't use official appstores!

I knew this guy. He always wanted to suck my Schlong or f with me. Told him i ain't gay. He replied he neither, he just finds vaginas disgusting (Women in general, Vaginas just being the "most disgusting" part) and schlongs beautiful, hence it's not gay at all. He just prefers guys coz they have said dingdongs.

Told him that was somehow very gay. He got really really really pissed at me for hinting he might be gay. He hates gays and find them repulsive. It was at this point that i realized, he verbally held me hostage. How to reply to that? I didn't know.

EDIT: That wasn't a joke or satire, he was dead-serious about it. That level of cognitive dissonance is hard to find, even in religious people :-)

Absolutely the damn LED. I would love to trade the stupid never-being-used selfie-cam for a damn 5 cent LED.

And swappable batteries. And a headphone-jack. And root by default (imagine you winpc came with no admin-pwd. Lol)... And....