[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 hours ago

It takes a real class-act to happily play a parody of himself.

He was a true American treasure.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 hours ago

This is the whole idea behind Turing-completeness, isn't it? Any Turing-complete architecture can simulate any other.

Reminds me of https://xkcd.com/505/

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 3 points 19 hours ago

When I was gaming on Windows, the DirectX 12 implementation in every game I tried was kinda garbage.

It usually either would just perform bad in general, or just have really bad input lag.

The first thing I'd try whenever I had problems was switching the renderer to DirectX 11, and that would often fix things.

In fairness, Vulkan implementations have been pretty hit-and-miss too. I think developers still just need to get used to the new execution model.

This also was on Nvidia graphics, which may or may not have had something to do with it.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Despite a rocky launch, I ended up playing a fuckton of Battlefield 4.

And Battlefield 1, while not historically accurate in the slightest, was actually a nice breath of fresh air, and a setting that hasn't been covered nearly as much in popular media as other 20th century wars (with possibly the exception of Korea). It's actually one of my favorites.

Battlefield 5 just felt so... bland by comparison. They tried to change too many systems, and ended up making just a completely milquetoast game. Really disappointing for what should have been a triumphant return to the series' roots.

Battlefield 2042 had no soul whatsoever, and some of the worst designed maps in a Battlefield game I've ever seen.

One of the maps that was available in the beta that I played was literally just a giant fucking field with hardly any cover and a hundred-foot wall for the enemy snipers to stand on top of and pick off attackers one by one. I really wish I could have been in the meeting room when they were workshopping that map, because I wanna know exactly what the fuck they were smoking to think that it would be any fun at all to play.

I'd honestly welcome a return to formula here if it means another game like BF4 or BF1, even if most players don't consider that "classic" Battlefield.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Yeah, but I'm fucking exhausted and tired of being disappointed.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 days ago

Big mood. Just had the third person tell me, "I'm just not feeling any romantic chemistry" in as many weeks.

Wondering if it's time to give up.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The URL made me think of this:

[...]anduril-unveils-barracudam[...]

More like Barracu-DAMN, am I right?

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submitted 3 weeks ago by Technus@lemmy.zip to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

The order of the person ahead of me was still on screen when I pulled up to order. I took the picture in a bit of a hurry cause I didn't know when the screen was gonna reset.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 210 points 3 weeks ago

As a guy who's trying dating again, there's something that keeps coming up that kinda bugs me: talking to women who just put in the bare minimum of effort, expect me to carry the conversation and make all the first moves.

I don't give two shits about traditional gender roles and I'm all about subverting them. However, I think if you're in the same boat but still wanna call yourself a "passenger princess" and expect the guy to do everything, you're kind of a hypocrite.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 204 points 2 months ago

No validation, in the driver or the updater software.

No validation or automated testing on publish.

No staged rollouts.

Just utterly irresponsible all around.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 215 points 3 months ago

Not once have I encountered a trans person on a dating app who wasn't 100% transparent about it. Some even asked me after matching, "you're aware that I'm trans, right?" just to be sure.

There's no logical reason to falsely pretend to be cis on a dating app to get matches. If someone's cool about it then it's better to know up front, right? And if they're not, then you probably don't want to waste your time on them.

The "justification" for this app is just bigotry, plain and simple. Fuck TERFs.

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submitted 3 months ago by Technus@lemmy.zip to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

http://web.archive.org/web/20240512204543/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon_design

(Archive link in case it's changed.)

This article is a surprisingly entertaining read for a few reasons:

  • one or more people who wrote it clearly have very strong opinions about how nuclear weapons should be built
  • the article contains a surprising amount of detail, including stuff that seems like it'd be classified or at least censored
  • due to both of the above, there's a ton of [citation needed] that I doubt will ever be resolved
[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 217 points 4 months ago

Being exposed to queer culture doesn't turn you gay, it just tells you that it's an option. That's why conservatives see it as so dangerous.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 215 points 4 months ago

The children yearn for the mines.

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submitted 7 months ago by Technus@lemmy.zip to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Over the past couple weeks I've gotten emails from both Senators and a House Rep from the State of Minnesota. All three emails have been concerning the Israel/Palestine conflict, and are worded as replies to a some message I sent them.

I've never set foot in the state, let alone lived there (I'm on the other side of the country). I've never sent messages to any of those members of Congress, and I've never signed any petition giving any group the right to contact Congress about this matter.

I suspect my name and email address might have been used in some sort of astroturfing campaign targeting Congress. Or these might be spam emails impersonating the members of Congress for some reason. I noticed the House rep and one of the Senators is up for re-election this year.

Has anyone else gotten emails like this?

I've tried to send messages back to these people but the forms on their websites require submitting an address in their state/district, so I'm not sure what to do. The From: addresses seem like they might have been faked, or they're no-reply addresses, so I wasn't sure about just replying to the emails.

I also thought about calling their offices but I wasn't sure if this was something important enough to bother their staff about, and they're two hours ahead of me so their offices are closed by the time I get off work anyway.

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submitted 10 months ago by Technus@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.ml

This meme has become a running joke in my friend group: https://lemmy.world/post/7405623

We were fucking around with the Meta AI in WhatsApp and I got it to say this

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