Old robot chicken sketch about Star Wars, updated for the events of Andor

This ain't even the first time they made fun of him, in 2016 they even had 2 Trump analogs

Safety dance is a call to violence against my people (wallflowers)

Trump is probably going to argue that Obama's foreign policy (reducing sanctions on Cuba, trying to realign Russia) weakened America's position and is therefore treason, see also Benghazi, Chinese loan after 2008, Iran nuclear deal.

That being said, it's probably going to be a nothing burger

Because they are unable to live up to the expectations patriarchal society sets on us and rather than realize the society is bullshit, double down on it and decide it's other peoples fault.

But vassals don't change color to match the overlord, the man wants to map paint

Yes, but no. More years for context (count in millions)

2016: 66 Hillary v 63 Trump

2012: 66 Obama v 61 Romney

2008: 69 Obama v 60 McCain

2020 was a rarity in terms of turnout, 4 years of trump motivated a lot of angry Dems, but 4 years of Nothing will fundamentally change doesn't really excite the base. Add on top of that the Dems last second changed their nominee to a person who dropped out of the 2020 primary because she did not have a base.. If I remember right, it was so bad even mayo Pete had a higher percentage of the black vote.

Look at the vote totals, (as of right now) Harris 66 mi vs Trump's 71, compare this to 2020, 81 Biden vs 74 Trump.There is also this Pew article which shows the breakdown of non-voters

The simple conclusion is that the singularly most important thing a politician can do is excite and move their base. For how awful/low energy his campaign was this year, trump still excites and moves a base, while kamala was confused about what base to cater to- first calling Republicans weird then copying their platform and getting the dick Cheney approval.

This all could have been avoided if the Dems actually had a primary this year, but I think the DNC is actually afraid of progressives taking the party back over

Poor dude swallowed watermelon seeds

Once again joining the pandemic on the side of the disease. Praise Grandpa Nurgle!

The founding fathers were afraid of the "tyranny of the masses" so they intentionally designed every step of the US government to be as conservative and undemocratic as possible. It is less stupid and more malice which drove our cluster fuck today.

Chinese organ harvesting has gone too far this time!