Hay fever is the body not wanting to huff the plant spunk, so if you don't have it then you're a filthy degenerate!

My sinuses did not consent to this.

Boy it really makes those pictures of bees covered in pollen seem slightly less cute.

Fun fact: Many cities purposely plant male trees because they do not want to deal with the stuff the females make, and thus, it triggers allergies even harder. So many males are unloading in competition that we are being covered in their gametes.

I think this every spring... My allergies are basically me starring in plant bukake

Bloomkkake

Just skeeting directly into my sinus. Arborial bukkake directly into my eyes.

Ooooohhh yeah...