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Charlie Brown and Patty sit at the table playing a board-game. He takes up the score-pad and asks,"Why did you write 'you and I' on this score-pad?"

He continues,"I thought it was supposed to be 'him and me'" She replies, "It's the same thing, isn't it?"

He puts his hand to his mouth and says,"Well, maybe you're right...I guess I've forgotten"

He concludes,"It's been a long time since I've played this game...."

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Patty stands over Shermy sitting on the ground playing. She says,"Let's have a picnic!"

They run off and he replies,"Swell! we'll leave as soon as we've eaten lunch!"

She stops and asks,"As soon as we've eaten lunch?!"

She stands, hands akimbo and grimacing, as he replies,"Sure, then we won't have to carry all that food"

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Patty stands outside of Charlie Brown's door as he stands in the doorway. He says,"I think I'll stay in this afternoon, Patty"

They sit side by side on the step. He continues,"I'm going to read to grandma" She replies,"Read? You know you can't read!"

He stands up and says,"That doesn't matter...."

He turns to walk back into the house and concludes,"Grandma can't hear, either!"

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Snoopy is sitting sleeping, while Charlie Brown is quietly walking behind him holding and Ice Cream cone.

Snoopy wakes up and smells the ice cream. He has a ? over his head and does "SNIFF? SNIFF?"

Snoopy is running

Snoopy is sitting in front of Charlie Brown with a big smile. Charlie Brown says " RATS! the wind changed!

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Charlie Brown walks by and in puzzlement looks over at Patty and Violet arguing. Patty says,"I like Charlie Brown better than you do!"

He says, "Gee!" as Violet points at Patty and replies,"Oh, yeah! Well, I like Charlie Brown twice as much as you do!!"

Patty exclaims,"Well, I like Charlie Brown Three times as much as you do!!" He exclaims, "Wow!"

He walks off saying,"Yes, sir! A most inspiring discussion!"

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Shermy sits on the floor across from Charlie Brown. The latter asks,"I wonder just how long it takes to shave?"

Shermy replies,"I imagine it depends upon the size of your face..."

Charlie Brown exclaims as Patty walks up and says,"That means it would take Charlie Brown about three hours!"

He grits his teeth and chases her. She runs off and concludes,"We girls get our laughs, too!"

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Charlie Brown runs through the rain yelling, "Whee!"

He stands in Patty's doorway dripping. She exclaims,"Charlie Brown!! You've ruined your new suit! It's shrinking!"

He looks down at his shrinking suit and says,"Rats! What a disappointment!"

She sits on a foot-stool as he concludes,"Here I was happy 'cause I thought the rain was making me grow!"

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Violet runs along with a can in hand. She wonders,"Why didn't I think of this before?"

She dips into the can paint with a brush and writes on a board leaning on a crate. She says,"This will really help my business"

She stands up and looks at the board. She exclaims,"There! That should do it!"

She stands next to the crate smiling. A baking rests on it and the sign reads,'Mudpies like Mother used to Make'.

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Charlie Brown is in his swim trunks wading out in the water. He says,"This will really impress Violet and Patty!"

He is in the water up to his shoulders. He says,"I'll stand clear out here where the water comes up to my chin..."

He listens questioningly as the girls appear on the beach and Violet asks,"What's that floating in the water, Patty?" Patty replies,"Maybe we should call the lifeguard..."

He grimaces as one of them concludes, "I'll bet it's a beachball!"

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Patty stands in front of Shermy sitting on the curb, wearing his baseball mitt. He says,"Our baseball rolled down the sewer!"

She peers down the sewer ask he crouches next to her and replies,"Charlie Brown is down there now trying to find it..."

She stands over Shermy as he looks at eyes peering out at him from the sewer. He asks,"Did you find the ball, Charlie Brown?"

He continues,"Or aren't you Charlie Brown?"

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This gag is recycled from the Li'l Folks strip from July 6, 1947:

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Violet: My! What a cute little baby!

My! What a cute little doggie!

Charlie: Yes?

Oh well, I'm probably more the rugged type...

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Violet: What are you doing for you Dad on father's day?

Charlie: First I'm going to get him to take me to the park to play on the swings...

Then we'll go to the zoo, and from there to the ball game...

By the time the day's over, he'l know he's a father!

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Patty: Do you think I'm beautiful Charlie Brown?

Charlie: You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... You are indeed a rare picture of delight!

Patty: Don't be sarcastic!

(whop!)

Charlie: You can't win!

'June 14, 1951

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Shermy: I heard that if a person gets real scared, his hair will turn gray overnight!

Charlie: That Doesn't worry me

Shermy: It doesn't?

Charlie: No, not at all

It's the gray hair that will come gradually that worries me!

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Patty: I'll take the chocolate one naturally!

No, wait! On second thought I think I'll have the vanilla...

No, I'd rather have chocolate, or should I take vanilla?

Charlie: Never Mind...They're both melted!

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Charlie: You're really glad to see me, huh, Snoopy?

I'm Sorry I couldn't bring you any candy today...

Snoopy: (back flip)

Charlie: ?

Snoopy: !

Charlie: That's the way it goes!

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Charlie Brown stands outside Patty's house in the rain as she stands in front of him in the doorway. He says,"Go ask your mother if you can come out an' play..."

He whistles as she closes the door to go an ask.

She returns and says,"She said it's raining too hard for me to go out..."

He replies,"Well, what I'm really doing is hinting to be invited in!"

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Snoopy sits on the ground laughing as Charlie Brown sits across from him saying,"An' then Mike says, 'Oh, yeah?'."

Charlie Brown turns to Patty as she arrives and says,"Snoopy and I are telling jokes..."

He continues as she sits,"I doubt that he understands anything I'm saying, though..."

He concludes,"I think he just laughs to keep from hurting my feelings!"

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Charlie Brown sits on a chair in the corner wearing boxing-gloves. He exclaims,"CLANG! There's the bell!!"

He comes out of the chair boxing.

He raises his hand and proclaims,"I win! My opponent has failed to come out of his corner!!"

Schroeder sits in a corner, also wearing boxing gloves, happily confused.

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Charlie Brown sits humming on the sand, between his pail and watering-can.

Patty walks up behind him and watches him.

Patty takes the watering-can and pours water on his head. He starts questioningly as he feels the water splashing over his head.

She watches in surprise as he exclaims,"Rain, rain, go away, come again some other day!"

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Violet bends over towards Schroeder sitting on the floor. She says,"Hello there, Schroeder! You know me, don't you?"

She stoops down in front of him as he looks at her in confusion. She continues, "My name is Violet...I'm your friend!"

She stands as he sits there smiling and says,"If I can just stay in good with him now..."

She walks off concluding,"Maybe when we both get older, He'll ask me for a date!"

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Charlie Brown runs along exclaiming,"A sandbox!!" "Wow!"

He goes to climb in the sandbox and continues,"Oh, boy! This is swell!!"

He stands in the sandbox and continues,"Yes, sir, this is the life for me..."

He spreads his hands and concludes,"Back to the soil!!"

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Violet walks along asking,"Charlie Brown, can you tell time?"

She approaches him and holds out her wrist with the watch on it. She says,"I've got a new watch, but I don't know how it works" He looks at the watch and replies,"It's four o'clock"

She looks at the watch and asks,"How can you tell?"

She grimaces as he replies,"I just heard it over the radio!"

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Schroeder sits on the floor frowning. Charlie Brown leans over him and says,"Smile, Schroeder..."

He stoops next to Schroeder and continues,"C'mon, Schroeder, smile...you can do it" Schroeder raises his eyebrows.

As he smiles, Charlie Brown exclaims, "He did it! He's smiling!! He's smiling at me!"

They both look at the reader, and Charlie Brown concludes,"Gee! I feel like a father!"

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Charlie Brown leans over looking at the smiling, sitting Schroeder as Patty watches from nearby. He asks,"Doesn't Schroeder ever talk?"

She replies,"He hasn't learned how yet..he's too young" He stoops in front of him and asks,"Can he walk?"

She walks up to them and Schroeder turns towards her. She replies,"No, he doesn't walk yet either..."

Charlie Brown concludes,"Gee, this gives me a great feeling of superiority!"

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