In the book snowcrash by Neil Stephenson the main character is named "Hiro Protagonist". Yes it's a real book, and one of my favorites, by a real author.
I get vaccines for diseases that don't even exist... Everyone has the small poxs vaccine but I also have medium poxs and even large poxs vaccination.
I will say one I don't recommend is I got the mumps vaccine so I figured I should get a dumps vaccine... It just made me really constipated.
/s this is a joke, yes get your vaccines but only ones for real diseases...
Look... We don't allow liquids cause they may be explosive, so put your possible explosive with all these other potential explosives in the busiest and most congested and concentrated area of this airport....i think I may of found a flaw in this plan
To verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them "I'm a stud"
I'm a real man... I'm going to work at Hitachi making large heavy construction equipment... Like cranes and back loaders... Wait what do you mean "personal massager department"????
my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans....
I mean the white house did say we should start building with rust...
I've told this story before it's funny so I'll repeat it... It was the early 2000s and I heard a song on the radio where a man made a bunch of funny sounds with his voice and the only lyrics I remembered were "I'm the scat man". I was interested to see what else he made...
I went on to kazza and search "scat man", found a video I assumed was a music video and downloaded... Several hours later (56k modem)...
My childhood was lost forever.
Several years ago mountain dew had the following prices
20 oz - $2
1 liter - $2
2 liter - $2
1.5 liter - $1
It wasn't a sale, they had these prices on several stores for over a year.
I had a Microsoft support scammer once... I let him in to my system too..well not really.
I quickly spin up a quick fresh install of slack ware Linux in a virtual machine that didn't even have x11 never mind wine installed. When it was up I told him a friend uses something called tellynet (aka telnet but I was playing dumb) to help me on the computer.
He telnetted in and could not understand why any of his malware wasn't working...
Why does everyone jump to murder?
"what did you do on purge night?"
"I took everything from the local Walmart and now drive a fararri on weekends and a Maserati on week days."
Back after the initial the reddit migration some guy posted that he was going camping and wanted to know how he could ensure he wouldn't poop for 3 days.