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Anon watches The Office (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon goes on a diet (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon crunches some numbers by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Anon crunches some numbers (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon saves up (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon looks into cults (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon starts to believe (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon plays Skyrim (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon earns achievements (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon shoots for two (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon thinks about elephants (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon breaks up (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon lives with his sister by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 104 points 6 months ago

Found the rest

Anon has casual sex by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 76 points 6 months ago

I've known people who've wondered if they were asexual because of this, then later realized that pop culture isn't real life.

anon working as behaviour interventionist by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 119 points 9 months ago

Anon is a fucking hero

Anon finally touches grass by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 160 points 10 months ago

Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

Anon gets a lesson in genetics by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 74 points 10 months ago

Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 133 points 1 year ago

And his dad is a meth dealer

Anon visits his dealer by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 163 points 1 year ago

The dealer is telling him not to try anything stupid because he's armed.

Anon prepares for a flood by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 year ago

Anon is a biblical scholar

Anon plays GTA: Dubai by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 year ago

Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018

I'm not even sure I want to know by Early_To_Risa in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 180 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Weirdly intense and antagonistic internet communists.

Like, picture that guy you avoided conversations with when you were 19.

**this seems to be the theme of the season mateys** by Early_To_Risa in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 91 points 2 years ago

Not the main point, but this is the first time I've seen "allowlisted". Lol

...are they trying to avoid saying whitelisted because of the word "white"?

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