overview for Early_To

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Anon describes their dream home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon finally finds a girlfriend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon plays old games (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has regrets (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon predicts the future (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon gets a job writing clickbait (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's gf has unfinished business (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon takes some time off after uni (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's uncle is a late-night trucker by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago

This is nightmare fuel

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Anon has a female friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon works at a warehouse (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is staying at a hotel (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago

I don't think Anon will need to worry about having that job for long.

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Anon gets outed (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anon lives with his sister by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 105 points 2 months ago

Found the rest

Anon has casual sex by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 76 points 2 months ago

I've known people who've wondered if they were asexual because of this, then later realized that pop culture isn't real life.

anon working as behaviour interventionist by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 119 points 5 months ago

Anon is a fucking hero

Anon finally touches grass by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 158 points 6 months ago

Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 133 points 8 months ago

And his dad is a meth dealer

Anon visits his dealer by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 163 points 8 months ago

The dealer is telling him not to try anything stupid because he's armed.

Anon prepares for a flood by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 85 points 9 months ago

Anon is a biblical scholar

Anon plays GTA: Dubai by Early_To_Risa in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 85 points 11 months ago

Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018

I'm not even sure I want to know by Early_To_Risa in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 180 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Weirdly intense and antagonistic internet communists.

Like, picture that guy you avoided conversations with when you were 19.

**this seems to be the theme of the season mateys** by Early_To_Risa in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 91 points 2 years ago

Not the main point, but this is the first time I've seen "allowlisted". Lol

...are they trying to avoid saying whitelisted because of the word "white"?