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Anon watches The Office (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

4chan greentexts are the only stories where victim blaming is acceptable

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 104 points 3 days ago
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 95 points 3 days ago
[-] frog@feddit.uk 48 points 3 days ago

Sometimes things don't work out. Roy became a better version of himself without her.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 96 points 3 days ago

“Looking for the Jim to my Pam” <-> “I wish I had the courage to cheat on my boyfriend”

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago

She wants a psycho office bully as a partner?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 days ago

Dwight was already taken

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 3 days ago

The sort of shit which makes one age 30-40 years in a couple of seconds.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago

Are actual people really that stupid or is Anon hallucinating again?

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

>you're not getting a Jim, Kelly.

[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

You're at best a Nard Dog.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

She knows you are no Jim, 4chan man!

this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025
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