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[-] B312@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Rare 4chan user W

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 140 points 2 days ago

Man, it is very rare to want a greentext to be real as much as I want this one to be. I'm going to pretend it is, even if it isn't. Because holy fuck, does the world need people like that.

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 2 days ago

It's from https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/79241078, it does seem real, apparently he's been sporadically posting about his job for some time.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago

Man, thank you for that :)

Put a smile on my face for real.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Seriously, the hero we need.

Education has been the genuine orphancrushingmachine for decades, it's just the way the system is designed.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One time I was walking along when I remembered a funny Simpsons episode and for some reason I said "You can turn a regular gun into five guns!" out loud.

There was an entire family staring at me.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 112 points 3 days ago
[-] ckai@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago
[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This time its acty straight an don't gay.

Or maybe it is. I don't know.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Real and straight

[-] TheRisingApe@lemmynsfw.com 37 points 2 days ago

I am happy to live in the same universe as anon.

It makes me sad that for every person like this anon, there are hundreds of people doing pretty much the opposite.

Good on you anon, you deserve all the good karma.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

Metal of Honor

[-] arin@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If yall want an anime like this, watch Great Teacher Onizuka

this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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