Rare 4chan user W
Man, it is very rare to want a greentext to be real as much as I want this one to be. I'm going to pretend it is, even if it isn't. Because holy fuck, does the world need people like that.
It's from https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/79241078, it does seem real, apparently he's been sporadically posting about his job for some time.
Man, thank you for that :)
Put a smile on my face for real.
Seriously, the hero we need.
Education has been the genuine orphancrushingmachine for decades, it's just the way the system is designed.
One time I was walking along when I remembered a funny Simpsons episode and for some reason I said "You can turn a regular gun into five guns!" out loud.
There was an entire family staring at me.
Anon is a fucking hero
Damn straight.
This time its acty straight an don't gay.
Or maybe it is. I don't know.
Real and straight
I am happy to live in the same universe as anon.
It makes me sad that for every person like this anon, there are hundreds of people doing pretty much the opposite.
Good on you anon, you deserve all the good karma.
Metal of Honor
If yall want an anime like this, watch Great Teacher Onizuka
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