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US judge extends detention of pro-Palestinian protest leader by Ghyste in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

I'd say Rubio should be hanged but he has no spine to snap.

Ben Shapiro's sister by Ghyste in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 184 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.

Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.

Double edit:

Tariff Isn't Tax on Other Countries?🤪 by Ghyste in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 115 points 3 months ago

The OP is battling against what Faux Newz, Dipshit Donnie, and other right-wing propagandist shitrags are telling his employee, all which the employee takes as indesputable truth. If he can override that much brainwashing he can convince anyone of anything.

Minimalist by Ghyste in c/funny@lemmy.world

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 124 points 9 months ago

If your ass is still dirty right out of the shower, you ain't washing right.

I'll never recover from this by Ghyste in c/humor@lemmy.world

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 150 points 9 months ago

For anyone curious:

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Van(s) (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Ghyste@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage by Ghyste in c/technology@lemmy.ml

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 94 points 10 months ago

On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”

You can't write comedy this good...

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Duck Wearing Bow-Tie Walks Into Pub, Drinks Pint, Fights Dog, Loses (www.huffingtonpost.co.uk)

submitted 11 months ago by Ghyste@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/14359573

A bow-tie wearing duck has been injured in a drunken pub brawl with a local dog in Chulmleigh, Devon.

The booze-loving bird, affectionately named Star, was enjoying a pint in The Old Courthouse Inn with his handler, Barrie Hayman, when Hayman's canine Meggie sparked a bar brawl.

Star was left with injuries to his beak after the fight.

"Star pushed his luck too far and Meggie snapped - splitting Star's bottom beak right down the middle," Hayman, 69, told the Cheddar Valley Gazette.

"He gave her a stare, then promptly stood on her back. It was not pretty and not nice. We were so scared we would lose Star.

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Hayman has cared for Star ever since he was a chick, carrying him around in his pocket. Once the duckling grew up, he developed a taste for real ale and started following his owner to the pub.

"He just won't leave me and so we go everywhere together," Hayman said. "I've not trained him to follow me. He just seems to like it and he is one fantastic duck.

"He loves to come to the pub, where everyone loves him. He is such a personality and attracts so much attention."