Lot to unpack in that last panel

Wall-E functioned

He was definitely not running windows

This should work. Healthcare should be a free, no-questions-asked (within reason, obvio) service available to anyone at any time, regardless of who/ what they are.

False. It's an Alpha Romeo, those are all just oil dispensers

Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell

I was literally told constantly growing up that finding something relatable and sharing is part of normal conversation, but then people would be offended if I did and tell me I'm "too quiet" if I didn't. Like wtf do yall want, WHAT DO I DO, GAAAHHHH . . .

. . . fuck it, I'll just talk about trains the whole time

bro is having a rough time, and all his 'friends' abandon him and him his problems are wrong . . .

First greentext that's actually believable

Little thing known as burden of proof says you actually have to back up your claims with evidence if you want to be right. The sealions are just a bullshit excuse to whine when your asshole has more to say than your mouth.

Hmm, aren't over-the-top displays of military forces a sign of something? What could it possibly be, certainly not fascism or something silly like that . . .

Japan still generally places more emphasis on quality over shitting out shiny new, overpriced garbage as fast as possible

Can't be any climate change if there is no one to report the climate change

Musk always looks like he just shit his pants and is realizing he shouldn't have trusted it