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[-] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 150 points 2 months ago

Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell

[-] skribe@aussie.zone 36 points 2 months ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago
[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
[-] smee@poeng.link 6 points 2 months ago
[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago

I think I'm overpaying for peanut butter

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 67 points 2 months ago

So you're going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y'all.

[-] klao@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 months ago
[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

That hing on their hands... It doesn't look like a spoon.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

that word in your comment, doesn't look like a thing.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

"Thank you, Hing!"

[-] smee@poeng.link 3 points 2 months ago

Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that's what they mean by "a lifetime supply"?

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

If your taste buds are working, it'd be pretty difficult to eat enough rancid oil to kill yourself.

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[-] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.

So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.

[-] Liz@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago

Added sugar to peanut butter is an affront to the mighty peanut. Just grind that shit pure and smack it in your mouth like nature intended.

[-] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Damn straight. Peanut butter is the best tasting food in existence and adding sugar to it is wildly insulting.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

probably for hunting.

Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.

Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.

Take my peanut butter away?

From my warm sticky hands!

[-] smee@poeng.link 4 points 2 months ago

Am I weird for wanting a machinegun that shoots hogs at peanut butter?

[-] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

it's on /r/AmIOverreacting, i think it's safe to assume the story is false

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] pappabosley@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

It's only a 2 month supply

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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 30 points 2 months ago

My answer depends heavily on whether it’s chunky or creamy

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

finally, someone asking the right questions

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh

Racid? Do you mean rancid?

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

He meant racist.

[-] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago

This is probably like... number one on the "my partner might be a doomsday prepper" checklist.

[-] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

That's not nearly enough for a lifetime

[-] smee@poeng.link 10 points 2 months ago

A single jar is more than enough for a lifetime.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

Especially, if you're allergic.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

If you ate all of it at once it would definitely last a lifetime. Especially if you have a peanut allergy!

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Then you find out rancid PBJs are 50% off this week.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Like that guy who bought 40 pounds of parmesan for 10 bucks.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Can you imagine how buff the Olive Garden server's arms would get?

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago

That gonna go rancid before the first barrel is emptied.

[-] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Is this some 'The Price Is Right' reveal? As a prepper, I bid $10,001!

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 months ago

Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of... anything?

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Yes, that's why they use them.

[-] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Those particular drums are usually used for solids, but with a plastic liner inside they can be used for viscous liquids as well. I wouldn't fill one with a low viscosity liquid, you'd want a plastic or metal drum for that.

Those drums in the picture are really badly filled as well, I'd have rejected them if they'd turned up to the warehouse looking like that back when I was doing QA.

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[-] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

What a deal

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

"What's for dinner?"

"Peanut Butter."

"Of course."

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

So potentially I can have a PB bath for around 100$? Neat

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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now do it with other food like milk.

[-] smee@poeng.link 4 points 2 months ago

"Honey, I bought a cow!"

Yeah, perfect.

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Going to be honest. I was looking into sources of bulk organic goods and saw that Eden Foods sells 55 gallon barrels of soy sauce for roughly $3,000. Far beyond justifying for any pay I've ever had, but for how much soy sauce I go through it is tempting that it's there.

But then again I opted not to buy anything from that company because the founder is very openly Catholic, and I don't know what their political leanings are. I'd rather not accidentally support another Hobby Lobby if I can avoid it.

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