Don't start articles about old people with their name! I almost got sad.

Breath right strips

HeHe

I'm so glad I did my finals in 2020 when my college was completely unprepared for the sudden switch to online. I was able to open book my whole last load of classes.

There's a web tool that estimates the value of your Steam account by looking at all the games you own, but it can't tell you how precisely much you've actually spent on Valve's wallet-plundering platform, microtransactions and all.

If you bought on sales or Humble Bundles then this number will be so far off its useless. If you only buy new and retail then I feel bad for you sucker.

As the bullets whizzed past my head I ran at the enemy fucking and weaving the hail of fire.

The biggest most beautiful insider trading, you've never seen bigger insider trading. String him up!

Only time I will ever say this but, I hope Trump gets the love he deserves. I only wish endless love for Trump.

WEED

Let's be sure the best parade balloon ever created is part of it.

Keep me updated on which countries approve its use so I can add them to my travel plans.

One of their biggest campaign promises just broken. All those grocery stores that had to host this sack of shit for nothing.