A mammal swallowing a python whole is a real big dick uno reverse move

Potentially bad things, if he ever becomes aware of their existence

When she's alone in an elevator with Spock they are

Drug bust photo ops are such a goofy art form

Yes, we burned them

Celestial Seasoning Bengal Spice

Like brothers and sisters

This is brilliant

I love seeing this kind of thing. Don't let Republicans be the only ones who benefit from the 2nd amendment.

Conservatives don't have to take away the 2nd, it benefits them a lot more than it benefits you.

Hey Siri, how do I talk my way out of a social media poat I now regret?

TFW you're 13 and your dreams are coming true