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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

I would start by contacting the nearest Ukrainian embassy.

https://mfa.gov.ua/en/diplomatic-missions/foreign-diplomatic-institutions-ukraine

Also, check whether your home country will have an issue with you serving a foreign military.

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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

Humans are messed up.

In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.

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Captcha on hard mode (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

I asked if you were skilled at life. But since you brought it up...

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Luanne! (i.imgur.com)
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Bored emu (i.imgur.com)
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Nobody knows The Cure.

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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 222 points 1 month ago

Relevant quote from St. Basil:

"Who is the covetous man? One for whom plenty is not enough. Who is the defrauder? One who takes away what belongs to everyone. And are not you covetous, are you not a defrauder, when you keep for private use what you were given for distribution? When some one strips a man of his clothes we call him a thief. And one who might clothe the naked and does not—should not he be given the same name?

The bread in your hoard belongs to the hungry; the cloak in your wardrobe belongs to the naked; the shoes you let rot belong to the barefoot; the money in your vaults belongs to the destitute. All you might help and do not—to all these you are doing wrong"

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 151 points 3 months ago

Echoes of late 2022 when Twitter abruptly fired thousands of people, then turned around days later and tried to rehire many of them. I'm sure it's purely a coincidence that one person is closely tied to both incidents.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 149 points 5 months ago

I really like the maps that also indicate population, like this dot density map:

https://media.wired.com/photos/5b59eab77756071a9b78f1ee/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Dasymetric-Dot-Density-w.jpg

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 186 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world is a meme god.

@PugJesus@lemmy.world keeps history alive and the Confederacy in check.

@anon6789@lemmy.world is our resident owl afficionado.

There are many others, of course, but I seem to notice these three a lot in my Subscribed feed.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 149 points 9 months ago

Beware the myth of the self-made man.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 144 points 1 year ago

Sorry, the connection was choppy. Can you say that again?

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 136 points 1 year ago

If we work together we can stay one step ahead of the orphan crushing machine!

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 136 points 2 years ago

We are homeschooling one of our kids because his particular needs were not being met by the local school. Meeting other homeschool families is always nerve-wracking for me. I never know if they're going to be a normal family adapting to an unusual situation, or tinfoil-hat nuts using homeschool as an excuse to hide their children from the outside world.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 186 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

TL;DR, the AG asked for a bench trial, Trump's defense team didn't respond, and so Trump gets a bench trial. It's possible that a jury trial would have been disallowed in this particular case under New York law, but the defense didn't even bother to ask.

Whelp, that's on your people, Donald. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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