As a millennial, I think zoomer slang is much funnier than ours was. We said things like "epic win" or dumb shit about Chuck Norris but these zoomers are out there in the trenches sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler.

Hitting on a married man smh 😔

I wish the Dutch were real 😔

Poles out for Harambe

Thank you for being the commenter you hoped to find but couldn't and are instead the commenter i hoped to find and did.

Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"

The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.

For situations like this, I suggest blissful ignorance.

I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

Bring a fire extinguisher

I feel like using it on the first date is actually better, as a form of litmus test to find out of your date is trash (bad).

Another lazy iteration of a yearly sports game with massive glaring issues? Colour me shocked, surprised, and astonished.