[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 50 points 9 months ago

As a millennial, I think zoomer slang is much funnier than ours was. We said things like "epic win" or dumb shit about Chuck Norris but these zoomers are out there in the trenches sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago

Hitting on a married man smh ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago

I wish the Dutch were real ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago

Poles out for Harambe

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago

Thank you for being the commenter you hoped to find but couldn't and are instead the commenter i hoped to find and did.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 year ago

Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 years ago

For situations like this, I suggest blissful ignorance.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 years ago

I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 years ago

Bring a fire extinguisher

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 years ago

I feel like using it on the first date is actually better, as a form of litmus test to find out of your date is trash (bad).

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 years ago

Another lazy iteration of a yearly sports game with massive glaring issues? Colour me shocked, surprised, and astonished.

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