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[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 126 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Telefoon dood, wat nou?

Notities

What's wrong with tities?!

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Someone mentioned that Hitler Dood thing was actually Afrikaans, not Dutch. But yeah, poor Dutch and their notities...

[-] SteveXVII@pawb.social 5 points 11 months ago

It would be the same in Dutch.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 94 points 11 months ago
[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Came here to say this

[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 11 months ago
[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a southerner's word for a calculator.

"Two times three? I reken that's a five."

[-] Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

My new speed metal band, but all the songs are actually about math. Our debut album will be Hippasus of Metapontum with the single being Mystic Discourse.

[-] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

L I V E I N C O N C E R T!!!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

ITSSATURDAYNIGHT

[-] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Proper name for the torture of mathematics condensed into a single program.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 67 points 11 months ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago
[-] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

image description : a dutch person standing in a flat field with two windmills in the background. he is holding a dutch flag and has on a tricorner hat and similar era clothing.

dutch text : wanneer je "Gekoloniseerd" Maar het is een nederlandse sub

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Mrb2@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

As a Dutch person, I can confirm

[-] SteveXVII@pawb.social 6 points 11 months ago

I never considered the possibility of my language being funny before I saw the memes. Except for the dutch they speak in Flanders.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 51 points 11 months ago

I wish the Dutch were real 😔

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago
[-] glimse@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Why does Foto's have an apostrophe?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 109 points 11 months ago

I'm not an expert but probably because it's Dutch

[-] nukul4r@feddit.de 37 points 11 months ago

Plural of words ending with a vowel (except "e") uses the apostrophe.

[-] SanderTuit@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Only if it's a short 'e', if the pronunciation is long, you do use an apostrophe.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Gotcha, makes sense

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Niet omdat het moet, maar omdat het kan

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

100 hours learning Dutch in duolingo and I still had to go look this up. /smh

Don't let it go, but let it go

Is that about right?

[-] Cabslock@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

No, it roughly translates to

Not because i have to, but because I can

[-] Scribbd@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

And the intonation matches: doing stuff for the fun of it.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fuck duolingo, if I ever see that bird again I am going to jail for animal abuse

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

They don’t give you the fun local saying we have here.

[-] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I think my favorite one my Dutch buddy told me about was "Helaas pindakaas." If not that, I also love the insult "droplul."

[-] johsny@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Nie omdat ek moet, maar omdat ek kan.

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 30 points 11 months ago

Show me them notities

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

1 month from now...

Expectation:

"Haha notiddies. Man, what a meme that was!"

Reality:

Me not remembering ever seeing this post in my life.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago

Hier ben ik dan, 1 maand later. Notities?

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

Not the notities!!!!

[-] halykthered@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago

geef me een klap papa

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Lekker met de instellingen klooien

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