This guy is safe

Delta you say?

Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there's also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

I once did it because chef told me I had to cut more green peppers.

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

And the comments section without FlyingSquid

This is a joke, right? Nobody actually puts ketchup on macaroni and cheese, right? No way. No way.

Ishtar is a great movie but it never had chance.

The production was plagued with problems and it went way over budget. It was getting trashed in the entertainment press daily before it was even completed. Making fun of it turned into meme. It was a running gag on Johnny Carson.

Eventually, things got so bad with the production that even the studio execs were talking shit about it to the press. They hated director Elaine May and wanted to tank her movie and her career. They got her blackballed, the film bombed and Ishtar got the reputation as one of the worst movies ever made despite the fact that nobody even bothered to see it.

Watch it. It's a lot of fun.

Get a bidet attachment for your toilet. It will change your life.

Found a good clip of it in action