Infuriating update to the broken lift plea. Signatures were added two days ago. And now someone has added a note. by ted in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 73 points 4 months ago

Ah, that makes more sense than "farting during holy month"

Croft controller by ted in c/retrogaming@lemmy.world

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 102 points 6 months ago

AFD: April Fool's Day entertainment.

what's a good present for some friendly nurses who taught me little tricks to work better before I leave the hospital I'm working at? by ted in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 51 points 7 months ago

Thank you card with a clear message explaining what they taught you + a $10 Starbucks/local coffee shop gift card?

Man charged with allegedly assaulting mail carrier delivering 'Harris for President' mailer by ted in c/politics@lemmy.world

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 93 points 9 months ago

A literal case of "don't shoot the messenger".

Might not even have to change the acronym by ted in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 247 points 9 months ago

Autistic Individual

EV prices need to drop by one third if Canada wants to hit sales targets, says gov't report by ted in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 61 points 10 months ago

Maybe don't put a 100% tarrif on affordable Chinese EVs then?

Saw a nazi today by ted in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago

You should report them to whoever issues license plates there. They take this stuff seriously.

Every base is base 10 by ted in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 year ago

42* years. Centuries are now 84 years. We are living in the 19th century! I rate this idea 12/12.

Super Mario 64's "Unopenable" Door Finally Opened After 28 Years by ted in c/retrogaming@lemmy.world

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 129 points 1 year ago

The news article is a poor summary of a YouTube video. If you just care to see the door being opened, it's around 5:13 https://youtu.be/EmqFoojMeD8 but the video itself is more interesting than that.

Dell responds to return-to-office resistance with VPN, badge tracking, and color-coding of employees by ted in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago

Idea: script that connects and disconnects from a VPN over and over at set intervals to send "fuck you" in Morse.

Plantin by ted in c/memes@midwest.social

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 year ago

He works at the Chum Bucket in the TV show

RIP Brenda by ted in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 years ago

Where's the source that this is AI? It's very clever which makes me think it's human, e.g. collected dust.

ted

joined 2 years ago