[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

The dude ranted for awhile in the issue thread and closed the issue himself too! lol

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 66 points 2 weeks ago

I feel a bit icky about explaining this, but the demon is transferring their soul - by accident - to the "rainbow dash" figurine.

Aaand here's the rest: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pony-cum-jar-project

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 70 points 2 weeks ago

That's just the thing - women provide more challenge.

If you had been doing the same thing for hundreds of years you'd be bored of an easy solution as well.

I like the Witcher universe explanation for vampires drinking human blood:

In the books a vampire (Regis) explains that drinking human blood is just for getting high / drunk.

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submitted 1 month ago by Lazycog@sopuli.xyz to c/privacy@lemmy.ml

Okay the title is a bit exaggerated, but honestly not far off. This post is very mundane and a bit long, but thought it fits the community.

I'm visiting my home country and went shopping for pants, there were "30% off everything!" signs with a tiny text underneath that said "member discount" (don't have membership). Not a problem, did not notice and I don't care for such marketing tricks to get you into the store but okay.

Picked up couple of pants, went to the cashier and they asked me "do you have our membership?" - I answered no and expected the follow up question whether I'd like to join, but, to my positive surprise the cashier just happily responded "okay, not a problem!" and continued to bag my stuff.

I stood ready to pay and then the cashier said "now I just need your phone number and you can pay". Hold up. What. I did not expect that, I honestly had a burst of anger inside me (never gonna take it on a cashier, they are just doing their job). I asked nicely why do I need to give my phone number and I was told that to register me as a member so I can get the discount.

I declined and said I don't want to join and would like to just pay.

The entire interaction after questioning why they need my phone number was awkward, as if I had been the first person to decline, the weirdo, aluminum foil hat wearing hermit.

This was just one of many interactions in the recent years that make me feel as if I was a weirdo for not sharing all my info around. The worst is when everyone keeps telling me "its just an app, just download it and use that why do you make things complicated" or "just sign up you don't need to pay anything".

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[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 106 points 1 month ago

Haha upvotes and keeps scrolling

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 month ago

That image is illegal sir

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 month ago

I honestly interpreted this as a socially awkward way of trying to do small talk - for example talking about weather

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 months ago

Some executive reading your comment right now:

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 months ago

The EU consumers:

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 58 points 2 months ago

... One Android update later

Me: skips "new on android" screen

Me: wonder what this new button does tap

Google Assistant: heyheyheeey

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 66 points 2 months ago

Didn't we have a community for unethical life pro tips? This comment would be a perfect post there.

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I would have given it a go, but reading their terms it seems they don't like people having non-foss code there, and I would like to have both my foss and non-foss projects together on one platform.

I've been thinking about self-hosting forgejo though!

Edit: I did move from GitHub to GitLab, but don't really wanna stay on GitLab either.

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I had no idea where to ask such a question and I tried to read their terms of use / privacy statements / about us page to find info about how this popular cost splitting app makes money to employ people.

They don't even accept donations. Sounds very sketchy, but apparently they don't really sell data or even offer this app to businesses. Does anyone know how they make profit?

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait what? What happens in jan 2024?

Edit: ah, unity's new install based pricing.

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