When Spongebob decided to become a landlord.
What is this magical job where two typos land you a day off, no questions asked?
Depending on the exact level of stupidity clinging to the judge on that day, some jurisdictions might consider this “hacking.”
One case from the states that was luckily dismissed: https://uk.pcmag.com/security/136282/missouri-gov-goes-after-reporter-who-found-shockingly-bad-flaw-in-state-website https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-is-the-hacking-investigation-into-journalist-who-clicked-view-source-on-government-website/
Context: For the second time in a row, upgrading the Kernel resulted in a black screen at boot for me.
See also: https://forums.linuxmint.com/viewtopic.php?t=455598
From “NVIDIA Just Solved The Hardest Problem in Physics Simulation!” by Two Minute Papers on YouTube. Link
MD5? SHA1? We increase security by not telling you.
Brought to you by the unholy marriage between incompatible, pre-existing standards.
From the makers of ‘Please respond if you want to come to the party’.
- So are you coming to the party? You didn’t respond
Why do smokers of all kinds have to smoke right in front of the door of every fucking building?
I refuse to enter any club that would accept me as a member.
Correct answer: Lay off everyone. The new project will be coded solely by AI. 💯 hired.
Even if querying data was processing-heavy and even if somehow the ‘hard drive’ got warm during this, then there still would need to be a hardware defect in order for the drive to overheat.
When you try to hit on someone but your charisma is −5.
Chocolate production is infested with slave labor, child labor and child slave labor.
You can use spaces in Python.