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[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 199 points 1 month ago

1: This girl seems cool.

2: BATTERIES ARE $220 NOW?!?!

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago

Just paid 350 canuck bucks for an AGM battery for a regular old RAV4.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago
[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 17 points 1 month ago

I replaced my car battery a few years ago thinking it was just going to be $50. $175 later...

[-] rmtworks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, am also RAV4 owner who had to pay $350 for an AGM battery.

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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

To be fair, they seem to be better than they used to. My car hit 200k not too long ago and still has its original battery. I have no problems with it but I remember having much newer batteries where it was a gamble on cold mornings if it would start. Purely anecdotal though.

[-] greenhorn@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

My car has 130k and I keep wondering when the battery is going to die, because when I was younger they didn't last this long and I just kinda forgot about it until it occurred to me recently.

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[-] vodka@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

I just paid ~650usd for a new battery for my Toyota. Though I bought an extra expensive one to have good enough amps for starting in -40c and colder.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

It's a couple of hunks of lead, copper, and sulfuric acid. You got robbed.

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can get AGM or even lion batteries which cost a little more and are a bit more involved but 600 still sounds high.

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[-] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Fun fact: -40c = -40f

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Stop buying stuff from the dealership!

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[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Went to check if they were cheaper at Walmart, found they were 70-140 for a normal lead acid battery.

It popped up with an ad asking me to do a free month trial of Walmart+ or what not. I was like why would I want this. And the FIRST line wasn't about free delivery, cheaper gas prices or some shit, it was 25% percent off Burger King daily. (Guessing they say daily so you don't stand outside and give everyone 25% off on the drive thru.). But still... Why the fuck is fast food charging so much that they can afford to throw another 25% to Walmart.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Another reason to love Costco.

[-] Kvoth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Don't ever buy batteries from an auto parts store. Find a hole in the wall hardware store or a rural king or something like that and you'll get them way cheaper

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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They were never cheap...

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[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 183 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When you try to hit on someone but your charisma is −5.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 1 month ago

Being a shitty warlock is a hard life.

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[-] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 82 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait that’s more expensive per unit than one. Ya gotta throw a dog a bone in bulk.

She’s seems cool tho

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 33 points 1 month ago
[-] kautau@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As a native english speaker this

Ya gotta they’re a dog a bone at bulk

is just aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[-] Tinynuggins@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

*you gotta throw a dog a bone at bulk

Lol

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

The price per battery goes up if you buy in bulk? WTF?

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

This is probably some US nonsense where the battery was $220 without tax, and the value at the register for the 99 batteries was with tax.

Needless to say: 🤢

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Or OP meant to say one was $230 and 99 was $22,000.

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[-] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

I feel the math is wrong but maybe I just don’t know enough about car batteries

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

The math is wrong in the wrong direction. 99 batteries at $220 is $21,780

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's the joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXDxNCzUspM

Edit: Oh shit, this is the right video where they explain how they make money (53 seconds): https://youtu.be/KodqIPMbyUg?si=sgy6VIl38fXp2Xzj&t=56

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 50 points 1 month ago

Is that with sales tax included?

220 x 99 = 21,780

[-] Jayve@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

5.6% sales tax?

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[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 month ago

i remember when the same fucking battery was $80

[-] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Seriously though, have there been battery advances that warrant that price increase or is it just capitalism rearing its ugly head again?

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 month ago

no. they'll rip you off because you can't go without a battery

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[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I think it was 5 years ago.

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[-] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Thought for sure this was a Dull Men's Club post

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 34 points 1 month ago

My guess is they had 6% sales tax and she rounded down on the output.

[-] Ele7en7@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I did something similar in the early '90s, but it was a carved wooden eagle at Busch Gardens. When I hit the sub total button the P.O.S. system for the whole park crashed because it was around a million dollars. lmao

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago
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[-] edg@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I don't know why this is so funny but I'm cackling like a fool.

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