With this method, I manage to get 14-fingered hands reliably. After that, the results get worse. 15-fingered hands work about 50% of the time. Asking for more fingers usually results in the summoning of a demon octopus, which is annoying to get rid of.

The nurseries and childcare facilities I work with are not thrilled but I love my job.

- Immanuel Kant, Critic of the political compass shitposts

You're right!

If the IDF is killing people, then they are terrorists. Not the other way around. You are to be checked for antisemitism/glorification of terrorism. Please report to your nearest IDF bulldozer.

YTA your bf needs some space and you should be more considerate of his hobbies. Maybe he needs this to be thriving in his life and tbh you should ask yourself if you're not already abusing him. If I were him that would be a massive red flag to me. Have you thought about cutting all relationships to appease him, that would be the least you can do

Sample size = 1. Temporal occurrences = 1. Spatial occurrences = 1.

Absolute certainty

Ah yes China or Russia, countries famously small enough to have a single simple climate.

What a brave man. While trying to protect the society from the evils of homosexualiness (rainbows, questionable moustaches, etc), he still tried to study the enemy to understand their flawed logic. 🫡

I wk ∆ evryday gr8tful tht im no in2 spdrning

Beat you. Git gud grub

Preparing and burying your own is a recipe for cholera outbreak

From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.

I expect to find ~$2 bn.

See you in jail!