Ah damn I don't have it. Is there some place where I could buy it? I've heard some pawn shops in Las Vegas might have it. I can call if necessary

Humans, you claim you don't want to be fed to crabs. Yet you don't have a shell or claws to defend yourselves and you are soft and delicious. Curious.

-- Turning Point Crab

"2025: during the great war against the gays and windfarms, the president successfully strikes a masterful blow to his enemies by closing the twitter account of a Mars robot"

"Judgmental asshole who hates the world" and "French" are a bit redundant

This one is real. When I was at work, I was the one driving the conversations. "Hey Chad, yesterday we reached a nice consensus about how everyone here hates people living with their parents. But I think we could expand a little bit by adding how much people who take a long time to finish uni are despicable. Yes Stacy? This is also something that bothers you constantly? Would you like to share your disgust?"

Guaranteed true and straight 💯

But why? Is it because of Biden? Please don't explain it to me.

In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.

Ah yes. Elon's salute. The famous salute. Sounds OK to me if it's just a salute. Is there some simple way to describe this salute, to give the reader an idea if it's a good or a bad salute? I wonder if there would be a precise description for this salute, my dear journos?

Ah yes it's a nazi salute, of course. Easy to forget this adjective, since it's completely harmless and very mundane.

If the IDF is killing people, then they are terrorists. Not the other way around. You are to be checked for antisemitism/glorification of terrorism. Please report to your nearest IDF bulldozer.

YTA your bf needs some space and you should be more considerate of his hobbies. Maybe he needs this to be thriving in his life and tbh you should ask yourself if you're not already abusing him. If I were him that would be a massive red flag to me. Have you thought about cutting all relationships to appease him, that would be the least you can do

Sample size = 1. Temporal occurrences = 1. Spatial occurrences = 1.

Absolute certainty

From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.

I expect to find ~$2 bn.

See you in jail!