Finie la petite baguette plaisir du mercredi, monsieur Ben Gvir. Terminée la galéjade ! Vous voilà bien attrapé.

Noooooooon, comment je vais faire pour obtenir une dédicace de son bouquin l'Ironie de l'Histoire : un concept unidirectionnel ou comment les Nazis sont des salopards, mais tellement inspirants ? Je vais devoir aller à l'étranger ? Mais je déteste les étrangers !

And additional question: even if it was technically feasible, was it really ethical to surgically implant Hitler's cloned brained into the body of a silverback gorilla and make it fight against Tigerstalin?

Hey he's not a terrorist! He's a war criminal and a genocider. Please.

They're going to take your job.

🤓📚🤚🦋 Is this an empathetic message?

I wonder why everyone hates CEOs

"2025: during the great war against the gays and windfarms, the president successfully strikes a masterful blow to his enemies by closing the twitter account of a Mars robot"

But why? Is it because of Biden? Please don't explain it to me.

In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.

Ah yes. Elon's salute. The famous salute. Sounds OK to me if it's just a salute. Is there some simple way to describe this salute, to give the reader an idea if it's a good or a bad salute? I wonder if there would be a precise description for this salute, my dear journos?

Ah yes it's a nazi salute, of course. Easy to forget this adjective, since it's completely harmless and very mundane.

YTA your bf needs some space and you should be more considerate of his hobbies. Maybe he needs this to be thriving in his life and tbh you should ask yourself if you're not already abusing him. If I were him that would be a massive red flag to me. Have you thought about cutting all relationships to appease him, that would be the least you can do

Sample size = 1. Temporal occurrences = 1. Spatial occurrences = 1.

Absolute certainty

From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.

I expect to find ~$2 bn.

See you in jail!