Don't forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

There was a moon in the way

It sure seems like those objectors leaving the party are good at holding their nose in the voting booth

Looks like the Roscosmos personnel will be taking a company vacation to Ukraine

Sure, but then good luck getting any more afterwards

"I'm playing both sides, so I always come out on top"

I'd say she'd have a decent shot at 2028. It doesn't seem like there's a natural successor to Biden like Hillary was to Obama, so my prediction is that the primary is going to be wild

"Can I have your number" would be a good start

Even worse than that, it's a misrepresentation of the cuck/bull relationship dynamic!

It's quite simple when you realize that the non-Japanese aren't people

Sounds like a great way for these kids to learn about civil disobedience. Just file every day for a new name and clog the system to the point of uselessness

We're giving Ukraine our table scraps that are too nice to toss, but too expensive to keep. They're using them to defeat a long-standing geopolitical foe at no costs to American lives.

Ukraine doesn't need dirt to get our help, this is the best money the US has spent since Lend-Lease.