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Hegseth has got to stop leaking his chats.
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You win the internet today
I can't help but imagine a table full of people holding their glasses up to cheer and one person upside down with their bare ass in the air lol
Not just a bare ass, but a bare ass with either a beer bong or a turkey baster inserted into it.
Since no one's answered the question, yes it would show up on a test.
As long as it doesn't kill you because you are bypassing your liver and stomach that way and it'd be super easy to overdo it.
"Just a few glasses" with no hint of irony
That was a segment on "1,000 Ways to Die"
But not the breath analyser right? Do they use analanalyser, or just bloodtest?
The breathalyzer tests the alcohol in the breath. An analyzer tests it...well I'll let you figure that out.
What a dimwit whoever named yzers for your bum like that.
It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn't measure what you drank, but rather what's in your blood.
Found Kavanaugh's alt account!
One day you're just a normal guy, then - BOOF - you're on the supreme court.
And if you don't remember why, you should unplug your butt
But they really only test for it if they think you're drinking at work
It's r/probation. If he got a DUI or something, he wouldn't be allowed to drink, and they do random testing.
To answer this guy's question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.
Actually it's not normal to have blood in your pee
Naw, i think thats just you.
Ah, you're right, must have been a blockage in the pee tube. I picked around with a needle in there, and now I also get blood. Thanks!
Always glad to help someone increase their blood flow!
The poop hole loophole only goes so far.
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I wonder which option their family would prefer...
This is a complete new level of stupid.
Im suprosed wine enemas aren't a recommended cure for Measles by the new and improved health department.
The science says that for it to work, you need two Turkey drumsticks in first to soak up the alcohol quickly afterwards. Even better with mash, carrots and stuffing
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