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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TomMasz@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Nap time is nap time, no matter where he is.

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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 142 points 2 weeks ago

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

The knee-slapping before leaving transcends cultures. Classic.

[-] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 98 points 2 weeks ago

Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???

[-] proper@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

“I just had a great phone call with him”

[-] auginator@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral

[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 85 points 2 weeks ago

He's just showing that he's the least woke

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[-] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

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[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 46 points 2 weeks ago

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

it would make me reconsider faith....

I mean not long but still

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[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Would have made a believer out of me

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 45 points 2 weeks ago

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

[-] Cocopanda@futurology.today 28 points 2 weeks ago

There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

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[-] dan69@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago
[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.

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[-] Cintari@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Change the channel, Melania!

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

It's not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 25 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Seem a lot darker than Trump's suit

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[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Flemmy@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

[-] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 30 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 weeks ago

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.

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[-] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.

Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

[-] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 24 points 2 weeks ago

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

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[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

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[-] unknown@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

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[-] trashboat@midwest.social 20 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

What a fucking moron.

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

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[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 2 weeks ago

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Me hearing about Trump.

Hope he meets a violent end soon. Hope this country gets some competent leaders soon too. That criminal and his associates deserve the worst form of justice.

This situation we are in is the culmination of Capitalism and two nearly identical parties driving the United States for the past 2XX years.

[-] Haess@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Hopefully the day he nods off like this and doesn’t wake up is coming soon.

[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Probably with full diapers...

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