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[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

None of them; my forks are best

[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

What am I eating? Spaghetti is different from steak which is different from peas

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

2 with 5s handle suppremacy

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
  1. Every other choice is wrong.
[-] melisdrawing@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

[-] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

2 but its a bit big

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Six.

Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

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[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
  1. But I'd still grab 5 just to watch the world burn.
[-] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why would this not apply to neurotypicals? seems to me that most people would have at least a slight preference

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[-] argarath@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Handle of number 1, prongs of number 2.

[-] Tanuki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

None of these, I refuse to use forks, only sporks.

[-] Whimsical418@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sure, if shiny sporks are your thing.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's probably made of that super light material, and if I use too big of a fork, I'll drop rice all over myself. Or get too big of a mouthful.

I'm glad someone on the internet finally figured out that we all have rules about forks. Every ND person I've met has a fork rule. My fiance (ADHD) and I (ADHD also) have two sets of silverware- one for him, and one for me, and then we have the weird loose ones from either set that were imperfect in meeting our demands.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yessss, why is 2 soooooo bad?!😭 2 is at the bottom of the fork drawer and only used when you manage to have too many meals before dishes are done. It's the motivation to go do the dishes.

[-] Zentron@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wdym no2 is so bad ? Its the best one ????? You guys need help (we all do)

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'll save my no2 fork for when you visit friend 🤗

[-] Zentron@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll bring no3 for you then , as a gift !

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[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] this@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

1, 2, and/or 5 depending on the type of food i'm eating.

[-] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

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