By which I mean I got a job offer from the post office and if everything works out I will be a federal government employee 
so hopefully I'll actually be doing something for money instead of wrapping burritos 3 hours a week and being yelled at if I perform any part of the burrito process with any deviance from corporate policy
I like that you said deviance from corporate policy rather than deviation from corporate policy as that makes it seem like you are cumming in the burritos or something.
Customers only get 4ml any more is extra
Nothing but respect for the real heroes in blue 
Braver than the troops o7
Oh my. We have men in uniform on Hexbear 
Congrats! Best career move I ever made
Hell yeah. Get some sick leg tattoos to show off in your new shorts.
See you in ninety days I guess comrade. Don't let them bully you out. Welcome aboard!
Mad respect to our postal service comrades 
I'm a fed AMA incoming?
Damn, you are brave for going in at this time 
It's a great position and has long term stability!
I work for NYS, and am confident in being paid enough to survive anything that comes up.
Congratulations.
Hope it works out for you.
Letter carrier was the best job I've had, the only only one where the union was worth a damn too.
Tagging @D61@hexbear.net since I believe they're a mail carrier
Not a mail carrier but do work for the USPS in a throwaway job.
You're going postal
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