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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 83 points 7 months ago

When I see greentexts posted here, I play along with them because it’s more fun that way. With this one, I don’t feel like I have to play along. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

Anon picked an anthro catgirl. His journey to where he is now was short.

[-] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 56 points 7 months ago
[-] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 7 months ago

Yeah, no, don't start meowing. I don't understand, but somehow, it just becomes a part of you, and takes a conscious effort to stop.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

It can be used in moderation. Obviously when talking back and forth with an actual cat is one example.

Another is from the days before cell phones. If my parents got separated from each other when shopping, my dad would start to meow very loudly and mom would run over as quick as she could, to shut him up and stop embarrassing us.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I didn't realize that I have a weird laugh until someone found me by listening for it. Apparently normal people don't laugh by inhaling rather than exhaling.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Explains the meowing nuns thing

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 7 months ago

Growl and bark instead.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

FFXIV gives you the gay.

It happened to me.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Its just made you aware of the gay. They was always there.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

You meet the Mandervilles once, next thing you know, you're oiling up Gerolt's abs.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

Would you say it's mostly due to big buff guys or cute catgirls?

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

Irony leads you to strange places.

[-] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 26 points 7 months ago
[-] lemmur@szmer.info 26 points 7 months ago

Firefox 14 was a terrible release.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Play Limsa games, win Limsa prizes.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

I avoid limsa just because the whiplash of going between "ew role players" and "but they look so much cooler than me" is devastating to my psyche.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago
[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 months ago

Many men online roleplaying girls

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago

Shes just like me frfr

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 7 months ago

I have heard people meow on the street before randomly. Makes me wanna run everytime. Now I know how they got that way

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I started calling people bro and brother because of shit like this.

this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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