I could try and get them all in a single wild stream, like an F1 victory champagne.

Fuck, I want to see dethklok!!

I remember seeing dragonforce in this small venue quite some time ago, we didn't really get bands like that where I lived. It was pretty cool as we had a smoke with the drummer during the intermission out front. I only really knew one of their songs as I was a massive guitar hero fan but it was totally worth it just for that.

I won't use a urinal unless it's an emergency and no other options are available. They're uncomfortable.

I remember some bar I was at once only had urinals, and I was like "what do you do if you gotta shit??". Apparently the bathroom on the bottom floor had full stalls, but still. Yuck.

I agree. I never use urinals for this reason, I will always go into a stall. Fuck urinals dude

Hell when I was young you didn't even get urinals, it was just a trough.

Went to see a musical recently, and I spent nearly all of the intermission trying to force my bladder to get a move on, because the dividers were so damn small and scores of men lined my peripheral vision. If I walked into this bathroom, I'd leave and hold it.

Unbelievable guess! It wasn't, but she is also the world's biggest Ghost fan. She went to watch them a week or so ago and cried with happiness throughout.

How is this possible? All of my brothers and I are ghost fans.

The day I lost my wife, to Bon Jovi

Yes

Picture this; we were both butt naked, bangin on the bathroom floor...

Shaggy was in attendance

Don’t ask me. I didn’t write it. Wasn’t me.

They suck. You get urine blowback/spatter on your legs.

...Where do you normally pee that's, if not peaceful, at least alone?!

Also happened to me at an indigo girls concert

Chase Atlantic

Also a great place for a quickie

Was just thinking, the hardcore show I just went to was the same situation. Dream Theater prob even worse

No other people. No dividers is less gay than the full dividers (full dividers is gayest because "What are you hiding?")