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Put Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp on your eggs, you're welcome
Edit: also try puting it on everything else
Never had this feeling this with scrambled chicken periods, but I found it once at the bottom of a bowl of cold cod cum
Such a word picture.
Just in case you were curious about a picture picture:
Cod "milk" was briefly popular among Olympic long distance runners, until it became clear that all the runners just drinking water were doing better.
That's less important than noting that runners often spill their drinks while slurping it down, implying that for a moment in time Olympic runners were crossing the finish line with fish facials.
best Olympic fact?
Its worms instead of swimmers.
What's the joke?
Making you ask what the joke/original is, and what Edward Cullen might have been eating that would change its taste partway through in a way he enjoys.
Same for pork.
That's just badly done pork then
People who complain that foods taste like shit are probably shit at cooking it
Eggs are only good boiled, not fried or scrambled, I will die on that hill
Absolute worst opinion of the century. Best eggs are poached duh
Even worse.
All of them are great and I often cannot decide how to cook them for a snack
I'll be the one storming it.
There is an awesome recipe that starts by roadting some garlic with a shredded tomato, then you can add some salty cheese or not and then add the scrambled eggs, don't overdo it, tastes amazing
That sounds similar to the OG chinese classic: Tomato and Egg. You literally dice a tomato, stir fry a bit to soften it then scramble an egg in the same pan. Salt and you are done. There are many many minor variations including adding sugar or msg. Topping with scallions or even adding ketchup, sesame oil or pepper.
If you're going to add tomato and sugar you might as well just do ketchup from the start.
I used to love eggs but since going vegan it literally smells like garbage (as in I’ll blurt out “what smells like trash?” before realizing someone is cooking eggs).
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