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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 138 points 1 month ago

Anon's sister sounds hilarious.

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 116 points 1 month ago

Depending on their relationship that's either super uncomfortable or funny af. And to Anon's question on what to respond "ok daddy" is a pretty good candidate imo.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 month ago

"Ewww" is a much better response.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

Pornhub statistics show that was a lie.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

How did you get access to my pornhub viewing stats?

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

The same way everyone else does, I purchased all your private information from a data broker. Your mother is ashamed, but your sister says “how YOU doin’?”

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

So only she can have the funny ideas?

[-] NewDark@lemmings.world 115 points 1 month ago

I like the implication that this nerd immediately whipped out his phone to post to 4chan when she said this.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago

I like the implication that it actually happened.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I like the implication that it's straight

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

sus implications of curved banana

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 53 points 1 month ago

"Too late" And then play it off as a joke but not really.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Poor poor baby anon gonna have Hapsburger looks

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Ah, greentext screen grabs, you are an endless supply of disconcerting Internet entertainment.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Woops wrong greentext

this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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