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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Kinkos of Mayonnaise

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

think more racist trump, chinko the Mayo.

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

"Shinko del Maiypo", apparently

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Surprised it's not Chinko. They even mentioned China. Chinko me dayo

[-] griff@lemmings.world 7 points 1 week ago

All good Republicans & fellow xenophobes celebrate Cinco de Quatro in Newport Beach, California on May 4 (watch Arrested Development for details)

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Rosa, why is this still a mess?

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

I no dust buster anymore!

this post was submitted on 05 May 2025

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