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Nobody knows The Cure.

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[-] Simplicity@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Harhar.

Maybe is because The WHO was only sporadically active by the 80s.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

That took me a second. Well played.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I heard it's an avian virus, being spread by a Flock of Seagulls making a Journey across Asia.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 week ago

I heard it was a Ratt in Europe!

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

PSHAW Even TOTO knows it originated in Africa.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

Went to see a concert the other day.

I thought it was The Cure, but turns out it was just Placebo

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I caught this.

Every now and then I'll remember one and say "Ah ha!"

[-] Steve@communick.news 7 points 1 week ago
[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

🎶 Who who, who who 🎶

[-] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

The Guess Who.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

I think I caught this while running through The Forest. What? No... I'm not crying. Because Boys Don't Cry.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago

I’m not crying

Why can't I be you? 😭

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Slow down, no need to Rush

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hopefully it doesn't affect the Heart... is it transmissable by a Kiss, should I be worried?

I don't mean to go all Crazy on You, OP, but uh... this is gonna suck if I can't Rock And Roll All Night and Party Everyday anymore...

Like... where I live, there's a lot of Scorpions... I could maybe move to where the virus... isn't? Like Boston? Chicago?

But then I'd ... feel like a Foreigner.

Man, this sucks, now I'm crying Tears for Fears, feel like I'm in Dire Straits =(

Screw it! I'm just living in my car now, where I feel safest of all.

Or... maybe I shouldn't Rush into this... and just uh... relax, like my friend Frankie says...

Sheesh.

What a Blue Monday today turned out to be...

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

I believe the first case was Robert Palmer in 1979. There are recordings of him pleading with a doctor for any news for his bad case. It seemed like there was no pills to cure him either.

[-] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

That virus was simply irresistible.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

It was anything but typical.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Was this joke inspired by the movie "Yesterday", where all but one person forgot every song by the Beatles?

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This joke was inspired by me stealing it from somebody else on the internet. We're a bunch of Fun Lovin' Criminals here.

(I know they're from the 90's, but I couldn't help myself.)

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thats funny. I thought it was Poison.

[-] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago

Well... how about some Orange Juice?

[-] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Idk. Will OJ make me remember most of the mainstream bands of the 80's? Cause I'm okay with the loss of those memories

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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