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[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But... that actually exists. And it is much more expensive.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Was going to say that The Onion put the decimal one place too far to the left.

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I was going to say there's no way it's that ~~cheap~~ inexpensive.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Screenshot so no more people have to click through to their website:

[-] toast@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 month ago

$300? For less than 3 times that I could by their $700 cooler

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

You can still tell what it is though. It's either a Tesla or a dumpster.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

So what you're saying goes is, I should paint a tarp to look like a dumpster with construction debris in it, then sell that for $694.20 (monthly subscription, the Tesla way) to improve the value of the home by hiding that monstrosity?

Excellent idea!

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

If they wanted to be more convincing they should've upped the price. No way Tesla would sell a tarp for only $36, gotta add a zero or two to that

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

They should add some inflatable sections so you can make it look like an F-150.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Price is too low

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Looks like a pool table 🎱

this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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