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This is false! Everybody knows that they smother the pope's face with a huge hoe's ass to confirm his death.
Location, location, location
I bought one of those at Harbor Freight for like ¼ the price the Vatican probably paid.
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I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol
Sloppy job on mobile, but here:
It's perfect! Pope-tato masher is amazing lol
I have one of these on my coffee table that’s decoration. Found it just laying in some room when I visited the Vatican in the 90s. Weird.
It gives +5 to-hit and damage, +2d6 holy damage, +5 to carpentry skill, and can only be equipped by Catholics. It deals double damage to lycanthropes.
Midsomnar reference?
i like how, by changing one letter, you've created a new compound verb that basically translates to "halfway into the action of falling asleep"
They can provably clarify when they wake up
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