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[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

"I had a bad toothache"... "I just laughed"

Translation: you walked in, said something stupid, had someone look at you like you were stupid, felt stupid, then did what the clerk said to do so you wouldn't look more stupid.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

So many of these things have the vibe of thinking about comebacks the next morning in the shower.

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

And also they're not going to the dentist for similar stupid reasons and will probably get a bone infection in their face.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

How would someone file with a court off the record?

Rookie mistake, you’re supposed to ask to file it with a red ink signature at 45°.

[-] morgan_423@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Rookie mistake, you’re supposed to ask to file it with a red ink signature at 45°

So do you mean at an angle, degrees longitude, latitude, Fahrenheit, Celsius, Kelvin....?

~taking notes~

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes

Edit: you forgot "of freedom" the most important of degrees

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

That’s why the Moorish SovCits wear fezzes.

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