Three guys are running from the police... (lemmy.world)

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…in a forest when they come across an old abandoned barn. They quickly run inside, with maybe seconds to spare before their pursuers catch up to the group.

Thinking quickly on their feet, one of them hops in an old potato sack. “Follow my lead!” The other two immediately grab their own bags and hide.

Moments later, the cops burst through the doors and begin looking for clues. One of them sees the pile of potato sacks and motions for one of the other officers. “I think I’ve got something.”

He kicks the first bag.

WOOF WOOF

“Oh. Weird. Just a dog.” They see another bag nearby and kick it as well.

REEEER

“Nah. Just a cat.”

They come across the final bag, about to give up and move on with their search, when they give it one last kick.

POTATOES

edit: fixed weird wording

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[-] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

WELL??? Don't leave us hanging!

this post was submitted on 06 May 2025

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