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[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Okay I'm asking. What's your agenda?

[-] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 13 points 1 month ago
  1. Be treated fairly
  2. Achieve equality
  3. Get milk
[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Cool, I understand the first two. Number 3 though?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

If this were any other account, I'd get your drift... But you? It's for cheese, isn't it? :|

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I fucking knew it! And I'm cool with it.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Moo milk or man milk?

[-] GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So uh...do you take your gay agenda with you everywhere you go in a little backpack or do you leave it at home on your desk? What color is it and how much more fabulous is it compared to other regular, boring agendas?

[-] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 1 month ago

I take it everywhere. It's clipped onto a sparkly clipoard in my backpack with a rainbow on it. And the agenda is of course, hot pink with glitter on it

[-] GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the clarification. I'm now considering getting a gay agenda of my own, complete with its trusted clipboard. The idea of having at all times something sparkly in my backpack to bash unrelenting dickheads with soothes me.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Kermit on behalf of the frogs here, I have some questions...

[-] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 month ago

On behalf of Teh Gays please go ahead

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

What is the gay agenda on the ongoing low quality of chocolate in American candy bars?

[-] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 3 points 1 month ago

We recommend you immediately move to the UK or Scandinavia where the chocolate is superior. Its the only way

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Every time I hear anyone say "Gay Agenda," my brain automatically appends a little, high-pitched 'by Lisa Frank' to the end.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

How could one help spread the gay agenda?

[-] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you for asking! Easiest way is to sprinkle glitter while praising Lady Gaga.

this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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